SkaterBoy

1. has flippy hair

2. dresses in baggy clothes, hoodies and wears skate shoes

3. is always carrying a skateboard, whether they’re riding it or not

4. is s-xy as h-ll!
girl 1: oh look at that guy, he’s so gorgeous!

girl 2: o-m-g. no wonder…he’s a skaterboy!!!
a type of guys, usually ages 12-19, that are into skateboarding. they wear new era hats sometimes, they have hair at least covering half their ears, and often wear somewhat tight pants. they wear clothing of brands like volcom, hurley, element, and quiksilver. other times, they wear loose pants and stud belts and have part of their underwear exposed, or covered by a baggy shirt. they wear vans shoes, or any other type of skate shoe. they are almost all the time in the “cool” or “popular” group at skool. all (or most) of the girls love them, and in fact, in a lot of places in the world, skater boys are considered the hottest or s-xiest type of guys. skater boys are, however, to non-skater guys, total jerks and/or -ssholes. they are totally confident and feel good about themselves and get girls all the time. screw skater boys!

professional skateboarders like bam margera and tony hawk are awesome, so are video games like skate 2 and tony hawk’s project 8, but 12-19 year old over-confident punks who are not famous (yet) are not! i only know like, 4 skater boys who are not jerks and that i am friends with.
kaizo jerk overconfident -sshole punk seduction wizard skateboard skater boys
skaterboys are the s-xiest gorgous things to earth. but they some how always break hearts. they tend to make you fall in love with them then they crush you ther awesome to hang around with thoe and are so f-in s-xy they have an awesome sense of humor and style the real s-xy ones were girl tight pants even though most ppl would say thats emo well they do it to gosh if you havent met a skater boy u dont kno wat there like i culd die w/out them even though they can be purverted sometimes ther awesom and did i mention s-xy as h-ll especialy wen they are skating u got to see them then. well laters to all u skater. !skaters are s-x!
hey you skaterboy your s-xy.
b-town skaters brandon,matthew,
matt matt,joey,nick,andrew,chris t.,amilcar,elias lil brandyn,o and my s-xy marvin,louie,o & no i didn get u my emo boy marshall!
woot woot u have to meet these guys to see s-xy !!
skater boy think “rough boys” pete townshend style. looking all tough and mean but soon as they are isolated they drop to their knees to suck c-ck. highly prized around the urban areas, think liberal progressive blue states, as a source of young meat by the older gays and bis-xuals. most of the older guys want to suck and f-ck these pretend little tough boys. skate boy also conveys a likelihood that the bis-xual or gay skate boy will engage in bdsm or fetish activity like golden showers.

straight male skate boys are identified as just skaters (check definition) not “skater boys.” exception is female use of “skater boys” which is really more a reflection on the probability of a sl-t to put out for any boy holding a board. skater boy, skater boy(s), skater boys, skater boys

i was late for the obama rally, because for $50 i got a lewinsky by the last skater boy to leave the park. then i railed his tiny little -ss while he lay on his skate board. finally he pleaded with me to golden shower him; so i let a good stream of p-ss go and the little twink drank half of it. we both headed off to see barrack speak.