skeet

slang that’s origin is unknown. it has a variety of meanings, and means different things in different areas.

in the st.louis region, it usually refers to drugs and the act of “getting ripped off” or not receiving the proper amount of the drug you paid for.
“man, i bought an eighth from johnny, and when i got home and weighed it, i found out he skeeted me out of a gram!”

“don’t buy from that dealer, he’s notorious for skeeting people”
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“skeet” is actually a form of birth control practiced by the african-american tribes of north america near the beginning of the 21st centruy. visionaries of the time (such as lil jon and nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. they discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved “pulling out and shooting” (much like skeet shooting) during s-xual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or “b–tch”. the visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. people would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant “skeet skeet skeet!”. every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. soon, the entire african-american tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. however, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the whites and mexicans) did not support the “skeet movement”. they continued to grow in number until the whites eventually ate the mexicans. the whites, however, refused to eat the african-americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to england.
“excuse me, i didn’t catch your name, but would you mind if i skeeted on you? seeing as how we just met and all, i am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so i am electing not to -j-c-l-t- inside of you. let me go get you a towel.”
-s-m-n, to -j-c-l-t-
don’t skeet on me.

is that skeet on your pants
to shoot your man juice up on ur b-tch.
bob skeeted all over sally’s face.
to pull out of a woman and -j-c-l-t- on her.
just like skeet shooting. pull! and then you shoot.
to release a m-ssive load of sperm, to remove the s-m-n from a male body. or in slang terms: to c-m all over that b-tch.
“oh my! i got skeet in my eye”, said mildred.
“i’m terribly sorry.”, said eugene.
to -j-c-l-t-.

see well articulated examples below:
let me skeet, don’t hesitate
it ain’t good to m-st-rb-t-
hoe, i’ll let you suck my d-ck
if you say you’ll be my b-tch
you’ll be proud to be my hoe
i’ll take you everywhere i go
if anybody else, you belong to me
is this my p-ssy? (woman: yeah, marquis…)
i’m the one that has you sprung
when i skeet, we’ll have a son
skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
pull it out and skeet the walls
grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
when i skeet is when you suck it
all you have to do is believe
and the skeet will set you free
–2 live crew,
shake a lil’ somethin’ (1996)

“she got freaky in yo’ sixty-fo’, i skeeted in her throat”
–hitman, xxplosive
chronic 2000 (1999)

chorus: ying yang twins + (elephant man)
three, six, nine, d-mn your fine
move it till you sock it to me one more time
get low, get low (get low) get low (get low) get low (get low)
(elephant man: come on!)
to the window (em: give dem di dance now) to the wall (to the wall) (em: buss di dance now)
till the sweat drop down my b-lls (my b-lls!)
all these b-tches crawl (crawl)
y’all skeet skeet motherf-ckers (motherf-ckers)
y’all skeet skeet god d-mn (g-d d-mn!!!)
y’all skeet skeet motherf-ckers (motherf-ckers)
y’all skeet skeet god d-mn (g-d d-mn!!!)

lil’ jon & the eastside boyz – get low
to bust a nut, or c-m all over the place.

please don’t skeet inside my b-tt, just skeet on my back.
sorry i didn’t mean to skeet inside your -ss like that, it just happend.