skeet burrito
when you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. they’re clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.
when you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
john’s got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.
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