Skeet N’ Greet
when you perform highly amusing s-xual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.
i met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n’ greet. she was all, “by the way, i’m shauntelle!”
introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.
jeff: yo last night i did the skeet n’ greet!
david: how?
jeff: well this girl started jerking me off before i could say a word to her. after i busted she said, “by the way, i’m diana.” so i introduced myself also.
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