skeevit
an -n-l parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable british accent.
when the skeevit p-ssed through mark’s system he was speaking normal again.
a jerk. it’s commonly used by mississippians to describe traveling guys from seattle.
farrell! you’re such a skeevit.
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