Skeezy mattressism
the sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” however your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.
“yo bro, did you see that narley -ss kicker i hit over there?”
“ h-llz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet -ss skeezy mattressism”
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