skeksis


1) large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the “dark crystal.” written and directed by jim henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with “-smurfer,” one creates a euphemism for “mother-f-cker.”
1) ” ‘you know what i think? skeksis scatter them all over place so right one don’t get found.’ “–from “dark crystal”

2) austin is being such a skeksis b-tch!

3) g-d!!! what a skeksis-smurfer!
a gross touchy feely older man that tries to hook up with younger women.
“ewww that skeksie over there was h-tting on me hard core!”

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