skeleton in the closet
past experiences or actions in one’s past that one is not proud of.
employer: sorry, sir but you can’t get get the job you are applying for.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. i mean your closet rather.
applicant: i didn’t kill anyone, so therefore, i can’t have skeletons in my closet.
employer: you shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
an anorexic gay person in denial.
hanna’s not just got skeletons in the closet, she is a skeleton in the closet!
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