sketch the bed
an exclamation used as a reaction to hearing some information about incredibly sketch behaviour. derived from the common bristolian saying “sh-t the bed”.
jon : “did you hear about how he bootystepped 10 different people in 2 weeks?”
chris : “what the f-ck? sketch the bed!”
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