sketchcident
noun-
an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally due to one being sketched the f-ck out on meth and usually results in injury, damage, or loss.
a sketchcident is any undesirable occurance that occurs while one is sketchy sketched and sleep deprived due to using the recreational drug crystal meth.
e.g.- gurrllll…did you hear about his sketchcident? he got up from the bed to get more lube and his sketchy -ss tripped over his laptop charger and pulled all his sh-t off the table.
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