Sketchy Ventura
adj.
someone in a position of power either due to their t-tle or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.
derived from a play on words in reference to jesse ventura, the 38th governor of minnesota and former wrestler of the wwf and the word sketchy.
bill: how did the meeting go?
ted: great, until mr. rickard went all sketchy ventura on me.
bill: what happened?
ted: he started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.
a great cinematic example of this would be mr. lumberg’s dealings with milton in office sp-ce.
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