ski jump
when a girl is jerking off two guys with a d-ck in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her -ss. surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.
she was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. startled she did the ski jump.
first c-m on your partner’s chest and rub it from the v-g-n- to the throat in a straight line. next you must pick up your partner’s legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. sh-t a little above the v-g-n- and watch your t-rd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
ted: hey joe, i landed a ski jump in your diane’s mouth last tuesday!
joe: wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
first c-m on your partner’s chest and rub it from the v-g-n- to the throat in a straight line. next you must pick up your partner’s legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. sh-t a little above the v-g-n- and watch your t-rd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
ted: hey joe, i landed a ski jump in your diane’s mouth last tuesday!
joe: wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
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