ski mom
the mother of a family who skis. she drives around in an escalade and is often from m-ss, new york, jersey, or connecticut. she puts many b-mper stickers for vermont resorts she has never even heard of. she occasionally joins the dad and kids on their weekend trips, and when she does, she takes a couple runs on groomers then sits in the lodge all day sipping cocoa in front of a fireplace while holding a table for eight, even though others are desperately looking for seats. on the lift, she brags about certain runs that she in fact didn’t do. she will then brag about her children’s ski “achievements” and claim that she is a local. when she gets back home to jersey she brags to all her lady friends about her ski “abilities”. like a ski dad, also very rude and inconsiderate to others on the mountain.
on gondola at stowe
ski mom: hourgl-ss was sweet! maybe i will do it again…
other person on lift: oh really? i want to head up there but i don’t want to go in the backcountry alone, wanna come with me?
ski mom: oh, uhhh…i meant it was sweet when i did it last year but i tore my acl a few days after so now i can only ski blues. sorry…
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