Skiddlepeet
a flirtatious monster that is feared by young women and men alike. it is found in the deep south of the usa. normally feeds upon shrimp sh-t. however, it can consume human flesh.
little girl: mommy i’m scared of the skiddlepeet coming!
mom: well then make sure that you cover your wall in shrimp sh-t in sacrifice.
an enormous hillbilly beast that is from the way down south in the states of south carolina and lousiana. dips grizzly, kayak, and cope if he scrounge a couple diddle dollars together to buy it. he squeals with the sound of shelby stanga harmonica/banjo solo’s and destroys tins in seconds in your home. he easily dips the most and can kill goats…
jake: oh sh-t the skiddlepeet is coming to town.
gary: best hide your tins, hide your wife, he rapin errbody out dere.
jake: you f-cking n-gg-r!
skiddlepeet: reeeeetttt!! who said n-gg-r!@?!?!? peetdeeetskreeeeett!!!
jake: oww wtf -skeet-= dead
gary” -truck boat truck starts up- flies down country road
skiddlepeet: i can fly reeeterooo!!!!
gary: dead
skiddlepeet: i am the tin master commander reetetertwertwertergfpggettt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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