Skiffen
the best person in the world. he usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. he has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. he is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.
ashley: “hey, is that skiffen”
skiffen: “it’s the skiffen to you”
ashley: “i’m sorry, it will never happen again”
skiffen: “it better not”
ashley: “you’re right, you’re always right and i am always wrong”
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