skiiers dick
caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.
ricky: “i took that b-tch jackie home last night but couldn’t even get hard”
lou: “couldn’t get hard for jackie? why yo? she’s fine!”
ricky: “i had skiiers d-ck. i could have had the olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and i would have stayed soft”
lou: “dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?”
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