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  a gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he’ld rather be getting sh-gged up the -ss. mark was acting like a dancing d-ld- at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers d-ld-.

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• Hashtagony

  when one social media user places a hashtag (#) before a word or string of words in order to make it a ‘trending topic’, and another social media user antagonizes the ‘topic’ in the form of his/her own hashtag topic person 1 (on twitter): “listen to song ‘abc’. #song’abc’isawesome” person2 (on twitter): “song ‘abc’ is […]

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