skimping
to f-ck somebody that is really hott…and then f-ck his best friend
andrew and jack are in a fight becuz laurin f-ck them both
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- skygrass
anything you want it to mean. instead of, “hey, it’s a beautiful day!” you would say, “hey, it’s a skygr-ss day!”
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to use ones hands to manipulate the female genitalia. (fingerbang) man, i’m gonna cuff some monk tonight.
- masterpuking
the act of being utterly repulsed and extremely turned on all at the same time… essentially puking and masterbating at once. just read the definition for danny glover and you’ll be masterpuking. eww. so many liquids in so little time.
- enhance your calm
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