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Skin Flautist

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• dignitary

  (noun) a telephone found next to the toilet in hotel bathrooms. daphers! i told you never to call me on the dignitary, i’m trying to drop a deuce!

• Dim Yegs

  (noun) a nice set of tanned legs. mmmmm look at dim yegs…it took me 20 minutes to get from her ankles to her -ss. she’s been tanning…

• Wycihowski

  one of the mightiest polish clans to ever arise from the homeland. rumored to have destroyed entire groups of n-z- tanks with slingshots and donkeys, the wycihowski clan is now living in secrecy in the united states. “holy sh-t, that’s a wycihowski” “dude, don’t mess”

• wyhswm

  an acronym for “will you have s-x with me?”, for the faint of heart who can’t actually type the whole thing out. bob: mary jane wyhswm? mary jane: yeah sure i’m h-rny.

• Chrash

  verb, for when google chrome crashes dammit, another chrash! i wish they would sort it out.

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