Skinny dipping with snapping turtles
used to describe a very small and ugly p-n-s
girl 1:”i saw mike naked…he’s been skinny dipping with snapping turtles.”
girl 2: “that small huh?”
girl 1: “yeah…i had a hard time not laughing.”
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