skip a beat
when you fall asleep while masturbating and wake up with your flaccid p-n-s in your hand, either minutes or hours later.
“i thought i’d rip a beat to help me focus before i pulled my all-nighter. i didn’t mean to skip a beat but i did, and i failed my exam.”
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