skipping class
not going to cl-ss and p-ssing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pr-nounces your last name wrong. whytf
student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. skipping cl-ss
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