skisturbate
the act of masturbating while skiing
bob: bro what were you doing yesterday when we where skiing?
jacob: bro i was skisturbating, you should try it
bob: cool , ill try it someday.
5 days later
bob: so now that we are here, how the f-ck do i skiisturbate.
jacob: let me show you, just pull down your pants, grab your w-lly,stroke, and enjoy skiing!
bob goes down the hill skisturbating
bob: wow i love to skisturbate.
random lady: boy you just nutted on my face
bob:your welc-m.
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