skitty von skit skit


a praying mantis looking creature who smells bad, doesnt believeing in brushing teeth, runs away from girls and fights,is obsessed with nigel and chris bohn, thinks the most random things are amazing, likes whatever team one on sports center this morning, is given a lot of cr-p like basketball and soccer training and still sucks, plays a lot of video games and still sucks, noobs off in those rags that you find in the corner of your bas-m-nt, the worlds longest nipple hairs (even though he thinks chris bohns are longer), makes weird faces for no reason, swipes your hand when you try to give him his subway card back (and misses),best friends with a lion named ettay who roams the world with lions,screams random things sometimes, weird -ss laugh, cant burp correctly, cant hope a fence cause he is scared, hates his brother b myers but tells him everything like that dan used a coupon and mcdonalds, loves his mom,…. if you come to and encounter with this creature he will tell you his name is scottie boy….and if you see it you should prob just run really far away…………..o yeah……..the seveeeeeenthhhhhhhhhhh graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade….and the first play. yeah
kid: whats your name
skitty von skit skit: scotty boy

kid runs away

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