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• slamhammered

  the state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. caused by belushi-esqu binge drinking. d-mn dude, me and monkey got slamhammered the other night – we couldn’t find our f-cking houses! being drunker than a real man should be. i got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and i was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor. […]

• slapnap

  when one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a “nap” when, in fact, they are actually going to go m-st-rb-t-. nikesh: “sorry guys, this looks like fun, but i gotta go take a nap.” will: “lay off the jergens, patel.” chorus: “slapnap, slapnap, slapnap.” masturbation until p-ssing out or […]

• smelling salt

  a maneuver in which you have s-x with somebody who is unconcious with the hope that your doing so will revive them. note: this is different from something like sleepys-x, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it. (named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that […]

• Smemungus

  the greek god of nut cheese, he blesses his followers by going to their enemy’s houses at night and spreading nut cheese un their upper lip. i pray to smemungus evry night to work nhis majic on george w. bush.

• snoopy snowcone

  a s-xual practice whereby a woman places snow in her v-g-n- and allows her partner to lick it out while on all fours. yeah, i had to break up with him. he always wanted me to give him a snoopy snowcone, but i’m not interested in having to defrost my hoohah.

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