skortress
skortress (n.) – \ˈskȯr-trəs\ – a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts
origin: upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, “is that a skort dress? a skortress? wait, how do you pee in that thing?”
derivations: combined form of skort and dress. other possible derivations include the combined form of sk-nk and fortress.
wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. it must act as a fortress of virtue because ain’t n-body touching that.
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