Skrillex Hair Disease
skrillex hair disease (shd) is an extremely contagious and deadly disease that is currently in the process of infecting millions of young american women. shd is the leading cause of the skrillex hair pandemic that is currently an ongoing pandemic in the world with an index of level 5 severity.
shd infects young girls between the ages of 10-19, and causes women to shave the sides of their heads to look like skrillex. these girls do it because they think that by doing it, they are hot, attractive, s-xy, and unique. unfortunately for them, they cannot get it through their thick skulls that shaving the side of their head doesn’t make them s-xy or hot because n-body wants to date a half-bald b-tch, and it doesn’t make them unique because they are copying skrillex along with millions of other brainwashed b-tches who wouldn’t know uniqueness if it slapped them across the face.
shd had an r-o (reproductive rate) of 10 and is extremely dangerous. luckily, the disease cannot infect you unless you are weak-minded and cannot think for yourself. symptoms include narcissism, the urge to shave their heads, and the impression that they are really s-xy being half-bald. if you see somebody with shd, call 9-1-1 immediately for that individual is extremely contagious. do not attempt to heal anybody you know with shd.
shd is the number one cause why the united states is the land of the free and the home of the dumb -sses.
b-tch with skrillex hair disease: omfg skrillex is sooooooo hot that i wish i could do naughty things with him in my bed.
random girl: are you okay?
police officer: get away from her! she’s extremely contagious!
random girl: why? she’s only…. -gets infected- aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! help! it’s got me!!!!! -shaves side of head- omfg skrillex!!! the best f-cking dubstep band in the world!!!
police officer: on no! this is bad! this is bad!!!!! -runs away-
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