skronky

skronky is a combination of skeevy, skeazy, and raunchy. when you’ve been at a rave for twelve hours and you find your pant legs have become saturated with a substance all the way up to the knees, that substance is skronky. this one kind of skronky substance, also called “raver gravy”, often contains toxic goo from broken glowsticks, dust and dirt from warehouse floors, raver vomit, sparkly glitter and confetti raver trash, plastic from broken braclets and necklaces, crackwh-r- saliva, blood, condensation from dripping pipes above, and raw unfiltered cancer.
i was camping in the bay and when i p-ssed out in an old fire pit my friends gave me a shopping bag full of dirt to use as a pillow and i didn’t realize what it was until morning and now i feel skronky.

kat and jarrod spitting phlegm on each other is too skronky for me to watch.
a skronky is also matter that hits the window after a violent j-zzing into the pants.
although deemed physically impossible, there have been recorded exceptions in which this has happened.
somebody in the act of doing a skronky can be referred to as ‘skronkers’.
it is uncertain what causes a j-zz so violent it can penetrate pants and trousers, however it often induces a ‘super-rg-sm’, or one that is more than 17 times as large as a standard -rg-sm on the -rg-sm scale.

this phenomenon usually occurs in the presence of meerkats. scientific explanation for this connection has not yet been found.
justin: nyungharoogaah! (j-zzing in pants)

hugh: what was that abou…..oh my god whats that on the window?

justin: i’ve read about this. omg i think i just did a skronky.
something hard that hits the window after a violent sneeze
aaaatchooo…………..splat!!!!! oh! sorry mrs (insert mother in law’s name) i’ve left a huge skronky on your window.