Skrunting
when a male and female are having b-m s-x and the man pulls out to swap to the v-g-n- but ‘accidentaly’ he misses and sends his j-sm up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male ‘accidentaly’ head b-tts her in the back of the head.
male. “sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident”
female. “yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times”
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