skub
“skub is just something bland and insignificant. perhaps one of those novelty goops that were popular in the 90’s, or a wax to make your turtle’s sh-ll smell like pine.”
-nicholas gurewitch, creator of skub
“dude, were you using my skub?”
“no way man, i’m anti-skub.”
skub (n. v. adj. adv. pn.) – a political notion, idea, person, object, building, desire, sin, mythical creature, medication, lotion, governmental upheaval and/or reformation, action, description, or any combination or invention therein created and manipulated to inspire intense feelings towards no particular incarnation and, by proximity, others with opposing feelings.
anti-skub: “skub is made from the tears of newborn puppies and kittens!”
pro-skub: “skub increases life expectancy and makes you more attractive to women!”
anti-skub: “skub is proven to cause erectile dysfunction in 80% of cases!”
a person who dresses nice because he/she is very ugly
haha, shutup, you skub.
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