skudouche
a form of birth control, deriving from the art of c-nn-l-ng-s, and inspired by the ancient indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. skudouching is when one person sucks -j-c-l-t- from the v-g-n-l cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. this method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.
sorry, i didn’t pull out in time, so i guess its your lucky day, i’ll skudouche you.
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