skull fucking
skull f-ck- (verb) to make love to any orifce of the face. such as poking out an eyeball and thrusting repeatedily into the orbital socket untill climak.
i bet pirates love skull f-cking alot, you know because of the whole eye patch thing.
none of the below definitions have it right.
skullf-cking has only one literal meaning, which is to f-ck a person’s eyesocket.
it does not refer to f-cking them in the mouth, throat, ear, makeshift hole, or anywhere else.
“can you skullf-ck me?”
“you know skullf-cking means to f-ck your eyesocket, right?”
“it does? nevermind then.”
when you’re giving a guy a head and he insists on thrusting.
rob skull-f-cked me so hard last night.
1. quite literally, to f-ck in the skull. this usually means inserting one’s p-n-s into any orifice in the head (excluding the mouth), such as the nostrils, ears or a hole bashed into the back of the head with a pair of pliers. as this is not only rather painful but quite impossible in most cases, skullf-cking is not a common practice in real life (unless you’re talking about necrophiliacs that is). it is, however, tolerably prevalent in the world of hentai art, resulting in pictures that are more horrific than s-xually arousing. my advice: don’t seek out any of these pictures unless you have an uncontrollable urge to lose your lunch all over the keyboard. see also skullf-ck.
2. see mindf-ck.
3. can also be used as a kind of insult.
1. i love skullf-cking ^_^
2. d-mn, watching memento will give you a bl–dy good skullf-cking.
3. skullf-cker!
the act of inserting a p-n-s into an eye socket and unmercifully humping the skull; often results with the eyeball being forced inside the skull and making maraca-like music
i will skull f-ck you and turn you head into a maraca.
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