skumps

cheers; word used when cheering
sk-mps!
sk-mps!
sk-mps
a toast to this night
the outlook is rosy
the future is bright
our children will marry
our kingdoms unite!
sk-mps! sk-mps! sk-mps!
-sleeping beauty
n. a word used to cheer or toast something; an exclamation; a cheer during a toast
“sk-mps!
sk-mps!
a toast to this night!
the outlook is rosy,
the future is bright,
our children will marry,
our kingdoms unite,
sk-mps! sk-mps! sk-mps!

sk-mps!
sk-mps
a toast to the home!
one grander by far than a palace in rome!
ah, let me fill up your gl-ss, that last was all foam!
sk-mps! sk-mps! sk-mps!”
-disney’s sleeping beauty
when you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.
” i just sk-mped the bowl”
an animate object that consistently exhibits minor to moderate utility, but extremely annoying behavior
dude, you’re a sk-mp!
why?
cause you’re more trouble than your worth!
sk-mp is short for “skateboard pump”, since skateboard pumping and longboard-skateboard technology has rapidly advanced since the 1970’s – along with those changes is a new breed of distance-pumping skateboarder.

sk-mp sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!

check out sk-mping.com for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.
to sk-mp endlessly, is to reach nirvana. -mahatma gandhi
the s-xual act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng into a female’s mouth. he the turns around and she spits the seamen into his b-tthole. she then eats the seamen out of the b-tthole.

this act is commonly combined with other s-x acts in manuvers such as the sk-mpty-nine or tennessee log sk-mp.
i wouldn’t go near that girl’s mouth, i got a sk-mp from her last night
– noun

1. a.k.a. “skeet-no-pump”

2. a failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has -j-c-l-t-d from the man or woman’s p-n-s before or at the time of the first pump

ex. “jack’s sk-mp cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by sk-mps.”

3. also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the sk-mp.

ex. “jordan’s no-pump-skeet got sk-mp all over francesca’s prom dress the moment she opened the door. her father was unimpressed by the whole sk-mp debacle.”

– verb

1. to -j-c-l-t- prematurely from the b-lls without a full pump

ex. (past tense) “it was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately sk-mped in her hair.”

2. to fail at something quickly and miserably

“since tony was pr-ne to sk-mping, he would sk-mp out with girls often, who were all afraid of his sk-mp sk-mping into their faces”

2. a double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket

ex. “the irish badgers were close to sk-mping the great game against india until john mccloud managed to pull a sk-mp”
sk-mp, sk-mping, sk-mped, sk-mpachino, sk-mp sandwich, sk-mptious, sk-mpy, sk-mptastic, sk-mpulous, sk-mpular, sk-mp pie

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