skungus
a mysterious rash that appears suddenly and goes away after applying a sh-tload of cotizone cream. not ringworm, most likely a reaction to detergents.
after the air duct cleaning, she had a really bad skungus, at first she thought it was ringworm, turns out she is just allergic to humboldt county.
after a crazy night of cosmos and gin he woke up with a raging skungus.
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