skunk biscuit
similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along and leaves a dark streak on your underwear. named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. these are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.
(clinching b-tt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) oh, shoot! i’m gonna need a bathroom right quick, i’ve got a skunk biscuit here. these wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.
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