Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome
when you can no longer play guitar slowly because you’re so used to playing fast (i.e. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you’d automatically lose your touch
“you want me to play that simple piece?? hah!”
-tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast-
“what the h-ll?? i can’t!! i must have skwisgaar skwigelf syndrome..”
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