sky fork
a leisurely position -ssumed when an individual lying on a couch lifts one leg in the air and rests it on the couch’s backrest, effectively forming a “fork” with his legs. to form a true sky fork, an individual should be positioned in the 90 degree angle formed by two wings of an l-shaped couch. 31.7% of women get seriously turned on when they see a guy doing a sky fork.
he fell asleep pulling a sky fork on the couch and awoke a couple hours later to some random girl giving him a bl-w j-b. she told him after she was done that whenever she see a guy doing a sky fork, she can’t resist unzipping his pants and sucking his d-ck.
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