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  showing up at a bar or other ale-house approximately 30 minutes before closing time, proceeding to hit on women who are clearly drunk with the sole intent of taking them home without having to buy them any drinks yourself. the bouncer cleared the bar of drunkies and i took to the streets outside to see […]

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• Chode creep

  the retraction of the p-n-s in the antic-p-tion of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms. i’m so excited about doing some drugs that i have a serious case of chode creep.

• Hope Connor

  1.the spokeswoman for blue waffle, ho(p)e connor is most commonly found in the men’s bathroom of the local rundown nightclub with at least 37 p-n-ses in her mouth at a time. 2. a synonym for the worst thing imaginable 1. guy #1 : hey, dude, i just slept with hope connor! guy #2: so when […]

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