skypecocking


when other partic-p-nts in a video chat are completely unaware that a male on the chat is shirtc-cking because of the camera crop.
we were all wondering why the gonzo hacker was so proud of his khaki shirt on our video conference, but when he stood up to answer the door it was revealed that he’d been skypec-cking all along.

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