Skypterbating
masturibating while on skype
i walked in on my roomate dylan b, skypterbating.
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- Coloristmastism
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- Hott Carl
where you beat off in a sock, then with the j-zz in the tip you smack a friend in the face with it so the j-zz oozes out the holes. whacks andrew while he is sleeping ‘hott carl!”