Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver
the scenario: you’re driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. you encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. if the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either p-ss you, or merge behind you. instead, it’s some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. it’s especially annoying with a truck or suv.
the maneuver: check your rear-view to make sure there’s n-body behind you in your lane. apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. if you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new “semi-automatic” or “manumatic” transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. the dumb-ss in the other lane will then fly by you. the advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you’re now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
the skywalker speeder bike maneuver is named in honor of jedi knight luke skywalker. in star wars episode vi: return of the jedi, he went from having two imperial scout troopers on his 6 o’clock to having them at his 12 o’clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
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