slacktard


a lazy person who doesn’t know how stupid they are
dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘omfg!! that sh-t is cray! can’t believe that’s real’ anytime someone shares an onion article on facebook, you’re an idiot.
a contraction of “slacker/slacking” and “r-t-rd”. see also f-cktard. someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.
my husband’s slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat halo instead of going to his job.

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