Slalom Driving


a dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather sh-ts up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. this type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of -ssholes who can’t direct traffic.
yo, the roads were such a mess i was slalom driving all the way to work.

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