slam-sludge
pr-nunciation: \’slam-ˈsləj\
function: noun
etymology: middle english wh-r-sludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, sl-tsauce; akin to old high german slīh mire.
date: 15th century
a muddy or slushy m-ss, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the v-g-n- of a slampig when she is s-xually aroused. slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.
waking up after a long night of drinking, gary noticed that a naked girl was sharing his bed with him. when he rolled her over, he realized that it was just brenda, the local slampig. he grimaced as he felt the dried up crust of slam-sludge on his shriveled p-n-s, and smelled its rancid stench in his mustache.
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