slamhammered
the state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. caused by belushi-esqu binge drinking.
d-mn dude, me and monkey got slamhammered the other night – we couldn’t find our f-cking houses!
being drunker than a real man should be.
i got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and i was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.
when you are slam-hammered it’s hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.
the state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.
– “dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad.”
– “did you get hit it?”
– “f-ck yeah man! i was ready for round two.”
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