Slammin’ Wagon
a vehicle of station wagon type typically used to perform intercourse within. to be cl-ssified as a slammin wagon, the vehicle must have the ability for the back seats to be lowered, have enough sp-ce for a variety of s-xual positions, have dodgy suspension so the s-xual motions are greatly exaggerated to outside observers, whilst still have the ability to perform drifties. slammin’ wagons have been known to be very romantic and comfortable places for s-x, with the earliest ‘slammin’ wagoners’ dating back to 1982 in their subey’s, the most versatile vehicle ever built.
stupid, whiney, obscenely hot women: “i’ve had it with this party, i’m tired. do you have a bed for me?”
player who know’s how it’s done: “nope, but i do own a slammin’ wagon.”
girl: “omg, i want you inside me.”
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