slamtit


1. (n) a complete imbecile, often used as a term of endearment, but usually to casually berate a friend for idiocy. interchangeably used plurally, ie, slamt-ts

2. (v) to metaphorically screw another.
1. you wrecked my car? you slamt-t!

i find your slamt-ttery unbelievable, how could you possibly be a h-m-s-xual.

democrats are a bunch of slamt-ts.

that guy is dressed like a total slamt-ts.

2. i slamt-tted that filthy punk rocker the other night. that’s what he gets for smelling like a rotten animal.

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