Slanch
the most epic of all slits, can be used in any context for any word including describing someone, c-mming, or a dirty vag
that b-tch has the dankest slanch ive ever seen.
i am going to slanch all over you’re hat.
you are such a f-cking slanch.
zomg slanch
jesus f-cking slanch
1. the act of relaxing slightly while maintaining posture.
2. any slight reclination of the upper body.
as you see, i lose no presence when i slanch.
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