slangin’ boulders
when you’re finger-blasting someone’s -sshole and you find more chocolate than a see’s candy box, you just scoop it out and huck those baby ruths as far away from the action as possible.
so i stuck two fingers in my friend’s cousin’s -sshole the other night and apparently the b-tch had to sh-t. my dude, i was straight slangin’ boulders. i’d show you the video but i left my phone in her car 🙁
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