slanket
a blanket with sleeves that is used to keep arms warm while reading, going on the computer, etc.
i was watching tv with my slanket on and i was uber warm.
a s-xually promiscuous girl who sleeps with minorities and tends to be of low moral character. term is highly offensive, much like the word “c-nt”.
dude #1: “sally is such a slanket.”
dude #2: “dude, please don’t use that word. call her a sl-t, but please don’t call her a slanket. it offends me.”
dude #1: “sorry, bro.”
a byproduct of turning your girl over while going for some hot doggie style s-x. the ensuing tangle of s-xy babe and comfy blankets is a crazy s-x burrito known as the slanket.
we were b-mpin nasties when my girl got slanketed.
n. a cheap knock-off of a snuggie.
that b-tch stole my snuggie and said it was her slanket!
a blanket with sleeves for females. if a male has one he is probably a f-g.
i can’t believe vin has a slanket. what a f-g.
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